Call_Me_Puff_Daddy
humansofnewyork:

"My mom died in August.""What was your favorite thing about her?""Her sense of humor.""What was the time you most appreciated her sense of humor?""Probably when I was in high school and she walked in on my girlfriend and I going at it. I was too embarrassed to go back home, so she called my girlfriend, and asked to speak to me. When I got on the phone, she said: ‘Bet you went soft pretty quick there, huh?’"
sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao
jennmingo:

Me in my everyday life
So my best friend has a porn blog you should follow if you like that freaky shit lol lustful-frustration
the-personal-quotes:

Are you a teen? This blog is for you!

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

image

Look at me while you cum. (via dont-count-on-forever)
flycandy:

Flycandy.tumblr.com: Beyonce & Shakira
flycandy:

Flycandy.tumblr.com: Jennifer Lopez
yungchick:

queenbitchness:



Stooooopppp!!!!!
therealleaah:

blvck-champagne:

i-prefer-the-the-finer-things:

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